Cebu Grammar Nazis Wanted

BLVNP Incorporated (A Nevada Corporation) - 340 S. Lemon #6200 Walnut CA 91789
10,000 - 15,000

ABOUT THIS JOB

Job type: Full-time
Date Posted: October 31, 2017
Location: Cebu
Industry: Publishing/Software
Company size: 20
Years of Experience : 0

Skills Required:

  • Writing
  • Editing
  • Book Editing
  • Copy Editing
  • Editing And Proofreading

Job Description

Blvnp Publishing has set its sights on becoming a New York Times bestselling creation machine.

 

And right now, we are looking for a grammar nazi who will be able to get us there.

 

Do you like correcting people’s grammar? Do you like getting paid? Then we might have an opportunity for you.

 

Excited yet?

 

We are a US Company slowly creating a base in Cebu. We are here because we’ve found a lot of inspired individuals - people who have a goal and who are willing to do anything to get there.

 

And just like our mission, we are willing to provide these inspired individuals (hopefully that will include you!) the chance to pursue those goals, the training they need and the support to be able to get them where they want to be.

 

Get paid to do what you love, and grow to be more of what anyone has ever thought of you.

 

 

Reasons to join Blvnp:

 

1. Flexibility - Screw 9-5 hours. As long as you get your job done and your hours in, we don’t really care where you work or if you’re a night owl or a morning person. We’ll need to see you once in a while to make sure you’re breathing, but that’s it.

2. Great people - From introverts to extroverts, from gamers to bookworms, Blvnp has an awesome team who will welcome you with open arms. Oh, did we ever mention we were ninjas too? 

3. Unlimited training - You’re going to get paid to study. You’re going to get paid to read and learn. You’re going to grow here in Blvnp, and that’s what we’re determined to have you do. 

4. Know more than your job description - In addition to flexibility in hours and location, we want you to be flexible too. We love employees we can move around: from editor to graphic artist to marketer. You will leave people feeling confused at what you really do because you can basically do anything!

5. You don’t get the memo. You help us make it - We want you to be involved. We want business partners who will help us get to where we want to go, but we’ll settle for an employee.

 

 

Are you ready?

 

 

All we need from you is the following:

 

1. Great English Skills

2. An awesome attitude

3. Independent access to a laptop and stable internet connection

4. Lives in Cebu

 

 

Yup. That’s all. We don’t need your degrees. You can show it to people who want you to be chained to a desk.

 

 

What you’ll be doing is the following:

 

1. Edit/proofread books

2. Write descriptions

3. Study and grow

4. Be awesome

 

 

Send your application through the online apllication form below

 

 

In the application please include:

 

1. A quick introduction. Tell us your passion/goal, what is awesome about you, why we should hire you and how you think you can help us write memos. Also, do let us know if you’re a ninja, because we need swords to be able to cut through grammar errors.

2. Your [protected] resume link if you have one or any other resume that you have.

3. Your Location or the city where you live.

4. List any question that you may have for us.

[protected] you found out about us

About the company

BLVNP Incorporated (A Nevada Corporation)

We do things a little bit differently here…
Every company seems to write their “About Us” page so that it’s short and sounds like they hired some corporate writer to make them seem cool, or profitable, or big, or something equally pathetic and stupid.

Hey… We did that too…

But, then we realized… WAIT!!!

We are ninjas! What are we doing with this wimpy “About Us” page?

So… It’s time for the real story…

Blvnp was created by a top secret organization of master ninjas who got bored killing people (now that pirates use machine guns and speedboats it’s just not as much fun).

We decided to use our amazing skills for selling books.

It seemed perfectly logical at the time. Really…

All master ninjas are heavy readers and masters of human psychology.

So… Where was I… Oh yeah, we decided, “Hey, let’s sell books instead of kill people!”

As you can imagine, this idea did not go over well at first (many blood duels were fought). But as it turned out, several of our members had worked quite extensively in the internet marketing and publishing world with their secret identities.

We officially created Blvnp in 2003… BUT… After cutting the heads off of all of our old lawyers and getting new ones, we re-incorporated in 2013.

We have created a great deal of best-sellers in various categories, including Health, Romance, Business, and Psychology. We publish both digital ebooks and print books. And recently, we’ve started publishing magazines too!

Innovation but sticking to traditions is something ninjas are best at ????

So here’s what we do:
When a book is getting published by Blvnp it is read by our team of Grammar Nazis/Ninjas (they’re both) who will literally cut out any misspelled words and grammar errors (it was really hard on laptop screens until we got them touch screens and padded swords).

Once the author approves the edits, our team of Graphic Ninjas meditate and visualize deep into the cosmic group mind and create eye-catching covers, ready to blind an innocent book reader.

Our Marketing Ninjas step in to make sure that the book would be seen by the people who want your book for and make sure they buy it!

Of course being ninjas we have grown Blvnp quickly with thousands of books and now magazines.

Honestly, we love this. It is so much more fun than killing people in their sleep. Of course killing monsters (especially gorgons) is still pretty fun. Look behind the scenes in some of the team photos, and you will see a bit of gorgon blood.

Plus, we all love being with one another. We’re all fun, crazy, and we patch ourselves up whenever someone hits someone else with their sword accidentally.

Our locations are supposed to be top secret, but since our authors and our future ninjas need to have an idea where we’re at, here’s a clue:

Our mailing address is in California, USA and we’re incorporated in Nevada, USA. One of our main headquarters is in Cebu, Philippines.
If that all sounds confusing… It’s because it is.
Ninjas are supposed to be mysterious.
If you’ve figured it out, then maybe you can be one of us.


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